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DIET QUOTES - ADD YOUR OWN (LIGHT HEARTED)

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#2
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#4
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
 

jfc

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#5
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#6
If you hang your swimsuit
On the refrigerator door,
The goodies inside
Will be easier to ignore.
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#7
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#8
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#9
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#10
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#12
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
 

jfc

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S: 14st0lb C: 11st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 28.7 Loss: 2st1lb(14.8%)
#13
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days
 

KD

Gone fishing
#14
Some great ones up there :D

I'm on the whisky diet. It's great....lost 3 days already:)
 

Mini

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S: 18st2lb C: 15st8.5lb G: 11st2lb Loss: 2st7.5lb(13.98%)
#16
jfc said:
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."
Yes! This is a good one for me to think about it, as I "had" a fondness for the family packs of mini treats...:rolleyes: :eek: :eek:
 
#19
You should eat 5 portions of chocolate a day! Well they say you should eat 5 portions of fruit or veg a day don't they? Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean - sooooooooo!!!!!!
 


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