Dieters poem

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Someone just posted this on WLR.

    This Time..........

    Another diet we're about to endure,
    but this time we'll do it, of that we are sure.
    We've tried all the others without much success,
    but this is the one to get into THAT dress!

    For years we've tried hard to lose excess weight,
    and we now have the answer to looking just great.
    For us no more 'chips' or 'Big Mac' on a whim,
    we want to look good and we'd love to be slim.

    We joined all the clubs where we'd regularly meet,
    but when we read all the can't haves we'd go home and 'greet'
    They said don't have this and they said don't have that,
    so we'd paid all that money just for a chat!

    We all have a wardrobe from size 12 up to 20,
    and big, baggy jumpers of which there are plenty.
    A drawer of small undies is a dream we all know,
    so those big ugly knickers really must go!

    With time passing quickly and teenage years gone,
    we have no more excuses to rely upon,
    The one about 'puppy fat' ran out long ago,
    so this time it's business, let's give it a go!

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