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"does my 'bottom' look big in this"?....

Donnie46

Slow but sure....
S: 22st0lb C: 19st7lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 55.1 Loss: 2st7lb(11.36%)
#1
Struggling to make ends meet on a low salary, the vicar was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a £250 dress she had bought.

"How could you do this?!" He raged...

"I was outside the shop looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained.

"It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"

"Well," the vicar replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan!'"

"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said,

'It looks fabulous from back here, too!!!!'"






LOL......now you'll know what to say to your OH's next time ladies.....
 
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S: 15st0lb C: 10st2lb G: 10st4lb BMI: 21.6 Loss: 4st12lb(32.38%)
#3
Good one Donnie :D
 

Mini

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S: 18st2lb C: 16st1lb G: 11st2lb Loss: 2st1lb(11.42%)
#4
:8855::8855::8855: :p Good one Donnie! LOL

Love Mini xxx
 


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