Don't you just hate it when....

[parfittaroles]

Dyjhiw you're getting married in 6 weeks but have nothing to wear!

 

[parfittaroles]

What is it with men and doing that? My OH sets his alarm for 6.45am but doesn't actually get out of bed till 7.30am so if I'm off work I'm wide awake by this point and steaming!! Lol

Argh!!! Mine does the SW thing! Men!

 

[bunnylovesalan]

You wake up on your period, got a review and just CBA!!!!

 

[Shirleen]

You wake up on your period, got a review and just CBA!!!!

You got me with the first three words!

 

[Shirleen]

You really NEED that head banging smiley but can't on your iPhone!

 

[MadameLaMinx]

Type the following but take out the spaces- : banghead : - ok you can't see it but it will show on the main forum as that smiley.

 

[Shirleen]

ahhhh that feels better cheers Minxington xxxx

 

[missmalibu]

you go out on a last minute jaunt to the pub because u know hes gonna be there and you get there and hes gone home grr!

 

[Wannabe skinnymini]

When all the dresses seem to be see a through these days. So annoying!

 

[Sweethearts]

When all the dresses seem to be see a through these days. So annoying!

Agreed! everything seems to be so short lately too!

 

[sl1nkyminny]

Agreed! everything seems to be so short lately too!

and they all seem to have holes in the back! im sure they look very pretty on someone size 6 but my back is fat my boobs are mahoosive, just a complete no go.

 

[juicygooseface]

dyjhiw you have a "dyjhiw" to write but u cant because its too rude :/ lol xxx

 

[*Emsie*]

dyjhiw you have a "dyjhiw" to write but u cant because its too rude :/ lol xxx

Spill! lol

 

[*Emsie*]

DYJHIW you are tired and hormonal and have so much to do but have no energy :sigh:

 

[juicygooseface]

Spill! lol

haha! believe me lovely its way too crude!
xxx

 

[Shirleen]

haha! believe me lovely its way too crude!
xxx

Go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you know you wanna!


my DYJHIW is when you get Cystitis for about the fifth time in the last three months

 

[DustQueen]

haha! believe me lovely its way too crude!
xxx

Noooo tell us!!

 

[*Emsie*]

haha! believe me lovely its way too crude!
xxx

Cruder than 50 shades of grey?

 

[M&M]

When I'm dieting and my husband is sat in front of me eating unhealthy (but tasty) food :/

 

[juicygooseface]

god you ladies are awful!
well i would say yes its probably cruder than 50 shades - i dont want to say what it is exactly as some people may be disturbed! lets just say... when youve had a good time with other half..and then you shower..but then when youre all nice and clean again, the evdience of said good time comes back to haunt you.
if i get in trouble im blaming you all!!
xxxx