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FRIDAY - POETS DAY "Lets do it hour by hour"

Hi Everyone,

Well as you are probably aware I dont work Fridays - whey hey.

Just to let you know Bex I am thinking of you today.

Well I am off out to finish mucking out the horses, lucky things. Then I had better do some washing and housework. By the way Bex what brilliant news for you 12lbs that was great, beleive it or not it has encourange me to do my most disliked chore, cleaning.

Just lately I seem hungrier in the mornings so have just has a lovely hot chocie and glass of water:tear_drop:

Hope everyone has a great day, bit dreary here but I feel sunny inside so I am sending vibes for those who are a bit low, here goes

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Morning all- am just getting ready for an afternoon full of lectures.
LL- iv been feeling hungrier in the mornings lately too- its dead wierd. Im kind of glad tho as I would usually not want any packs and then end up trying to get them all down just before I went to bed. Have been spacing them out better lately.
Looking forward to my WI tomorrow- I now love weekends even more :)
Hope those who are feeling good continue to do so- and those who are feeling crappy- stick with it, it will get beTter =]
Day 35 today- its gone so fast its scary.

Have a fab day!!
A Friday Gift From Me To Youby Mark Kernan
Here's a little friendship gift, I wish to offer you,
It's words, so carefully chosen, to prove my feelings true.
Of all the beings, in this world, - six billion I believe, or so,
You are the one selected to reap what these words sow.

For every day that I've known you,
Richer I've become.
In thoughts, in deeds, and in visions of things yet to come.
Day and night you're on my mind,
And in my heart as well.
You and I - friends forever - time will surely tell.

The pain you feel, so deep within, is that, I hope to lift,
When today, you, my very special friend, receive this Friday gift.
For all your pain and suffering, God will take you in,
If you just remember, "You're on cloud nine headed for ten".​
Mark Kernan
2003Have a great friday everyone!!!
Tiffany that bought a tear to my eye, thankyou it is lovely and i think we all appreciate poetry on here.

Good luck tomorrow Kellie I am going to another horse show tomoz so may be back late.
Well evening all hope you are all well you sound it.

Going o ahorse show tomoz so may not be around much have a great day everyone.

Goodl luck tothose weighing tonight or tomoz.;)
S: 17st7lb C: 11st6lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 29.6 Loss: 6st1lb(34.69%)
Well a happy Friday evening to you all ..... oh I do love finishing work on a Friday :D

Tiffany that is one gorgeous poem, thanks for posting it.

Kellie, best of luck for tomorrow - am sure you'll do brilliantly.

Lady, lucky you having today off, hope you've had a really lovely day .... and best of luck for tomorrow ;)

Bex, I hope you're coping alright today - I have been thinking of you (((hugs)))
Hi all- this thread is quiet today! hehe.
Im just chilling out going to have a bath in a sec- try and shave my legs so i weigh less in the morning haha.
Thanks Katie and LL- hope your all having a good day whatever your doing =]
S: 17st7lb C: 11st6lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 29.6 Loss: 6st1lb(34.69%)
LOL Kellie, hey if it works then do it ....... though I must admit I did get an image of gorilla hairy legs as I think that's what you'd need to have to make a difference ;)

I'm hoping the haircut gives my loss a bit of a boost on Monday ---- might be getting a skinhead next week at this rate x
haha- as if! thats well funny. I reacon going with no make up on will make a difference =]
hehe. Im willing to try anything!
Calling BL Calling BL hope you are OK, you seem very quiet.

Well evening all,

Finished out with the horses and just watched (and yes you guessed it) another Catherine Cookson DVD. Luv em.

Just off to cook the OH omelette and chips whilst I drink my shake.

Not much on tellie tonight.

Have a nice bath Kellie and dont cut yourself.

Hope your OK Bex we are thinking of you.
I though you all should be aware of the following:-

there are five secrets for a perfect relationship

1. its important to have a man that helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job.
2. its important to have a man who can make you laugh.
3. its important to have a man you can trust and who would never lie.
4. its important to have a man who likes being with you.
5. its absolutely vital that these four men dont know each other :D
For kellie I do hope nobody is offended.

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless
removal The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.

Read on.........

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play
with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my
mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe should pull the waxing kit out of the
medicine cabinet.'

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you
just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel
them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair
right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am
mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get
out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax,' yeah...right!)
I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.
It works!

OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!

Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward
body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak
back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of
my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down to
the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip)

I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRRRIIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP! Another deep breath and RIPP!
Everything is spinning and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...must stay conscious. Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe,
breathe..................OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused
me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the
glory that is my triumph over body hair.

I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair???


Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the
hair. The hair that should be on the strip...it's not! I touch. I am
touching wax.
I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now
covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? I know I
need to do something, so I put my foot down.

Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think
to myself 'Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!'
What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the
hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered
bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???


I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only
thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having
them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot
water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself
to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months
ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely
she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a
very good conversation starter 'So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to
the bottom of the tub!'

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but
she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where
the wax is located, 'Are we talking cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?'

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and
she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!!
I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various
solutions. I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor .
Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued
shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the
sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm
pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counselling for this

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend.
It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.


It works !!' I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.
I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my
grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.

I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair colour.....
oh my god. lol.
I think i shall grow all my hair forever and become at one with nature :D
hehe, thanks for scaring the life out of me LL :) hehe.
That reminded me of that episode of friends when Ross gets his leather trousers stuck on and is panicking in the bathroom- anyone know which one i mean?? hehe.
I am in a funny mood tonight

doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it has been eaten.

it's called wedding cake!
Im still in a funny mood


1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie.

2nd Woman: Hello! I'm Sylvia. How did you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How awful!

1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV.

1st Woman: So what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar. I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.
S: 258lb C: 228lb G: 168lb BMI: 35.7 Loss: 30lb(11.63%)
Calling BL Calling BL hope you are OK, you seem very quiet.


Hi Lady! I am good! Just had a very busy day at work on a project so wasn;t at my desk more then about an hour! Then over to the inlaws to pick up a portable heater and spare kettle for upstaris making baths. :rolleyes::D

Hope you and everyone had a nice day! And a positive day, and good energy.

Hopeyo had a nice remembrance day for your bro Bex. xx

See you about!!

Sorry BL- im guessing "bath" is a sensative word right now :( it wont be long!!
Its not all our faut you know

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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