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  1. susan70

    susan70 Gold Member

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    The Pasta Diet and Your Health

    ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!

    1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

    2... You walka pasta da candy store.

    3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

    4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

    You will lose weight!


    AND....


    For those of you who watch what you eat,
    here's the final word on nutrition and health.


    1. The Japanese eat very little fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the English.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English

    5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

    CONCLUSION

    Eat and drink what you like.


    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
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    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    thats very funny
     
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    haha i love that.. printing it out for my fridge :D
     
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    Nonna_edmo Full Member

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    LMA0! thats funny
     
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    Think I'll send that to dh :D
     
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