I went shopping today - I didn't buy much for me - but had a good look at all the clothes I could be in at Christmas - went into River Island and found the most fantastic pair of boots I've ever laid eyes on!!!!
Me being me - picked one up and thought hey I'll try it on - put it on and the foot fitted and managed to get the zip over my ankle - and after there forget it - another 3 inches of leather needed please!!
Oh me of the fat legs - it didn't help that the twig like sales assistant was watching all this - smirked and walked away (visions of me throwing the boot at the back of her head ) - but saying all this I know by Christmas or just after - I can walk in there - buy the boots and hope that she serves me !!
Oh please oh please let me legs get thin enough to buy them please oh pretty please
Me being me - picked one up and thought hey I'll try it on - put it on and the foot fitted and managed to get the zip over my ankle - and after there forget it - another 3 inches of leather needed please!!
Oh me of the fat legs - it didn't help that the twig like sales assistant was watching all this - smirked and walked away (visions of me throwing the boot at the back of her head ) - but saying all this I know by Christmas or just after - I can walk in there - buy the boots and hope that she serves me !!
Oh please oh please let me legs get thin enough to buy them please oh pretty please