Ignore this thread - full of weirdos who need some bloody chocolate

[blue_grapefruit]

Just to clarify - he will be 21.

HELP!

 

[Kitteh]

tefal quick cup

x x x

 

[Starlight]

I KNEW you were going to say that

 

[Delli]

butt plug


(hope i havent offended anyone with that suggestion. just thought id put that idea on the table)

 

[mandye]

I think 21st require something to keep like jewelery good watch or bit old fashioned now but tankard .But there is one very important present you must get and give him on the 18 th a hangover kit fizzy pop pink tablets forget what they called lol gel eye mask blackout curtains you know wot should be in it xxxx

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Kitteh, Edel and starlight - you arent helping.

Mandye - he isnt that sort of boy. he hates fussy things. Ideally he wants a PS3 - he aint getting it though.

I managed to persuade his parents to book him a helicopter flying lesson xx

 

[Starlight]

I managed to persuade his parents to book him a helicopter flying lesson xx

OMG Im SO jealous!!! Id love to do that. When I win millions on the lotto Im going to buy a helicopter.

.....and again, Im not helping :break_diet:

 

[Delli]

well if u wanted sensible suggestions, did u really expect to get them from crazy people who are still on the internet at this time of night??

 

[Starlight]

well if u wanted sensible suggestions, did u really expect to get them from crazy people who are still on the internet at this time of night??

HAH!!! Good point, well put Delli

 

[Delli]

midnight, and not a wain washed nor a spud peeled.....

(as my dear gran would say. wain = child by the way!)

 

[Summerskye]

Holy cr*p! How would I know?! I can't remember back that far!!! :cry:

 

[Starlight]

midnight, and not a wain washed nor a spud peeled.....

(as my dear gran would say. wain = child by the way!)

Or to quote mine 'Aye well, this wont pay the rent' :giggle:

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Thanks you lot.


*effs off to find a sensible person - goes and talks to the cat*

 

[Kitteh]

whats wrong with my suggestion? God honestly..
And i think a butt plug is a mighty idea Edel.. Shes just being fussy

x x x

 

[Delli]

Leah - 'Miaow miaow miaow miaow, purr purr purr?'

Cat - 'is this idiot talking to me? what would i know, im a cat!'

 

[blue_grapefruit]

He makes more sense than you.

Kitteh - oli likes his tea scorching hot. And Delli - he isnt a fan of butt plugs....

NEXT!

 

[Summerskye]

Cat says: "Butt plug" ... or was it "anal beads"? (never could speak Puddy ).

Good grief! You've made me bring the tone down even further than it was already!!

 

[Delli]

it takes skill to lower the tone of a conversation that already includes butt plugs!! go sharon!!

leah - ipod? computer games? what about my suggestion for deposit for hol?

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Got ipod, got computer games, looked at hols but we'd need to book the time off first....

 

[Summerskye]

What can I say? It's a lesser known 'talent' of mine :ashamed0005:

Moving swiftly on .....