Joke of the day!

One of my brothers.....

I got chatting to this hot girl last night.

'You must have some points on your license,' I said.

'Aww because I've got 'fine' written all over me?' she winked.

'Well no ... because you're a woman.'
 
Another one of his

'one mans rubbish is another mans treasure' is an awesome phrase ...
But it's a horrible way to tell your kids they are adopted
 
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