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MsJMC

Strong women stay slim
I've just come out the chippy eating a pie, large chips fish cake and beans, a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for 2 days, I said I wish I had your F&ckin will-power.
 
lol love it!!!:8855:

Viccar books into a hotel and asks the receptionist if the porn channel in his room is disabled.

She says "You dirty f***** it's just regular porn"

that is my second all time favourite joke.

the first one is too rude to post.
:8855:
 
Why have Welshmen started wearing kilts?

Because the sheep have got used to the sound of the zips going down.
Welsh, dont have a go at me, I live in Wales and married a Welshman lol.
 
Why have Welshmen started wearing kilts?

Because the sheep have got used to the sound of the zips going down.
Welsh, dont have a go at me, I live in Wales and married a Welshman lol.

:8855: lol

I love jokes, i just can never remember them properly.

that one is fab though.
 
very funny!
 
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