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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by MsJMC, 6 February 2009 Social URL.

  1. MsJMC

    MsJMC Strong women stay slim

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    I've just come out the chippy eating a pie, large chips fish cake and beans, a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for 2 days, I said I wish I had your F&ckin will-power.
     
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    haha =)
     
  4. kered

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    Haha, love it, that raised a laugh in work.
     
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  5. Lind

    Lind Is feeling the love!

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    lol love it!!!:8855:

    Viccar books into a hotel and asks the receptionist if the porn channel in his room is disabled.

    She says "You dirty f***** it's just regular porn"

    that is my second all time favourite joke.

    the first one is too rude to post.
    :8855:
     
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    Why have Welshmen started wearing kilts?

    Because the sheep have got used to the sound of the zips going down.
    Welsh, dont have a go at me, I live in Wales and married a Welshman lol.
     
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    That is so funny! :8855:

     
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    :8855: lol

    I love jokes, i just can never remember them properly.

    that one is fab though.
     
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    very funny!
     
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