44DD to 32 E. How did that happen?
No sore bits wherewires poked in, no red raw shoulders from straps under strain,
pretty bows and ribbons that don't keep curling up, haven't got the straps adjustedto their fullest extent, no hot sweaty places underneath, no hidden treasure in my cleavage, don't dust the table every time I sit down, buttons not under strain, not embarrassed to put my undies to dry on the line, designer bras for £1 from TK MAXX because it's funny size.
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