misscheeky
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Allan G
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Lol! Can't take your drink eh Allan?
i was sober as a judge and a perfect Gentleman on friday night, its some of the others that came out couldnt handle it 
Mrs Depp
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Yeah right!!
Mrs Depp
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to lose long trek
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Evening becky, Mrs D, Hedgemag, Sarette,Allan of course and anyone else trying to challenge me. Know thy enemy I say .... Off with their heads .......
By the way have you seen that Dave's wife, Annie-D has been whipped into hospital. I have sent my best wishes to them both (even a contender for this crown!!)
By the way have you seen that Dave's wife, Annie-D has been whipped into hospital. I have sent my best wishes to them both (even a contender for this crown!!)
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Debbiemac
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Yeah right!!
I can vouch for him... he was a gentleman. Very unusual!!
I wouldn't have said he was totally sober though......
Mrs Depp
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I can vouch for him... he was a gentleman. Very unusual!!
Isn't that always the case with blokes? They think they're sober even when they're zig-zagging all over the place lol! Allan was a gent? First time for everything I s'pose lol.
Allan G
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Allan was a gent? First time for everything I s'pose lol.
Cheeky mare, i always behave myself, and i wasnt zig zagging anywhere
Mrs Depp
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Ah......the truth hurts does it?
Allan G
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Ah......the truth hurts does it?
I wouldnt say 5 pints was pissed, maybe if i had about 10 then i would have been well on my way, we just had a good night
Mrs Depp
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Only 5 pints? You must be a lightweight! You being so tall and a bloke should be able to take more than 5!
to lose long trek
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Just clean round the bend then Allan? You are too mischievous to be a saint, you have history it is plain to see. Not suitable to rule this realm I feel. Off you go and do pennance - Queen Di will spare you the Tower but you must swear allegiance to your Queen. tee hee
Mrs Depp
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Only trouble is Di, he'd enjoy the pennance too much! Such a sadist y'see, he'd end up flogging himself!
Allan G
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I will swear, but not to you, i do not have one queen, i have several in my hareem
Mrs Depp
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I think it's about time you joined the men in my 'hareem' Allan!
Allan G
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I think it's about time you joined the men in my 'hareem' Allan!
so how many is that then if i join??? just the one
Debbiemac
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I think it's about time you joined the men in my 'hareem' Allan!
so does that mean Johnny is 'available'???
Mrs Depp
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Err....NO!!! At least my hareem wouldn't be an imaginary one mate! The only person who thinks us women are members of yours is you lol!
so does that mean Johnny is 'available'???
NO IT DOES NOT!!
