Ok, limited to 5 so might take some time to whittle them all down.
1. My razor is always full of hair from various body parts.
2. Instead of asking for things outright, they 'hint' at what they would like or need.
{Men do not get hints}
3. They all have the ability of hearing the kettle go on from anywhere in the house which is swiftly followed by calls of 'yes please, one sugar etc etc. but never put the bl**dy kettle on.
4.Have the unique ability to send me to Coventry, stomp around the house in a huff and reply
'Nothing' when asked what is wrong, when clearly I have committed some mortal sin
5.I know my driving is pants, they know my driving is pants, why do they have to consistently remind me?
Finally, just wanted to say, obviously outnumbered on here and at home but wouldn't have them any other way