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[Mrs Depp]

i dont have that power yet and have been a mum for 7years, can you tell me when that power kciks in please.

You're probably a late developer with your mummy superpowers Don't worry they'll come soon.

It can be a burden sometimes though, especially being the mother to a teenage boy!

 

[Misdee]

oooooooough, I thought you got it instantly!!!

maybe you didn't sign for it properly?

oh dear, i knew i was too quick tp get out of hospital

 

[Misdee]

Oi dont be blaming me mum lol
Its not ALL me lol

its all HIS fault

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

No its not!!

I cant help it lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

*sings* MARCUS IS IN TROUBLE! MARCUS IS IN TROUBLE!

 

[Misdee]

No its not!!

I cant help it lol

yes you can!

nice new pic btw.

 

[Coley]

heeeeeeeee heeeeeeeee

now Marcus....you'll really have to start to behave or I'll get Mrs Depp on you.....her cane is very hard and will skelp your little bot bot....

be glad it's not your mother.....she'd be using a cattle prod.....and that would involve insertion...

 

[Misdee]

heeeeeeeee heeeeeeeee

now Marcus....you'll really have to start to behave or I'll get Mrs Depp on you.....her cane is very hard and will skelp your little bot bot....

be glad it's not your mother.....she'd be using a cattle prod.....and that would involve insertion...

ROFL

 

[Mrs Depp]

Hehehe! I see you know a lot about my cane Nicole! Have you got one too? Mine's the trusty old 2005 version! Nicely worn in and supple enough to leave just a slight mark on those little botty cheeks!

 

[Misdee]

i dont have a cane

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

Cant wait lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

Here Misdee you can have my spare!

 

[Coley]

well....coming from Primary school teacher land..my parents didn't get to use the cane....but they did have to use the belt.

Dad sold his recently for over £100 quid!! sold it to this guy who lived in Glasgow, but wanted it sent to Ayr.....very suspictious. Wondering if he's a collecter or something else??

anyway....no more belt in our house.

wish I had a cane.... I do have a tea towel though...and I'm quite lethal. My brother is 6 years older than me and taught me when I was 10. I am now the tea towel master.

 

[Misdee]

oooo lovely mrs depp, thank you.

now where has marcus gone........

 

[Fuzzys Angel]

he's hidding....lol

 

[Misdee]

dont blame him!

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

im still here lol

 

[Misdee]

bwhahahaa.

 

[Mrs Depp]

Oh coincidence! My brother is 4 years older than me and taught me his tea towel technique too! He also taught me never to trust him 'cos he used to fart in mine and my sisters' faces! :jelous:


Well, off to bed now, tired out from all this naughty talk!

Marcus, be on time tomorrow and I may think twice about reducing the amount of spankage I have in mind for you - YOUNG MAN!!

Nite nite everybodypeeps!

 

[Coley]

someones in for a very sore bot bot me thinks........awwwww poor Marcus.