New tell a story game

[IMac]

The wind whistled, the rain soaked through clothing. When it finally saturated Santa's underpants, he stripped down to his red fur posing pouch and scratched beneath unknown folds of unwashed skin, the skin smelt eggy. It looked manky. Miraculously Tinkerbell managed fly-fishing while waving her wand towards Santa's nuts. Coastguard? Where's that Hasslehoff package gone? "Ah there it is in between his drawers under the pig". Unfortunately the pig decided to drop his expectations resulting in a pregnancy.Santa was amazed, astonished and disgusted, he vomited.
The next morning Santa received his invitation to join the local monastery. Time to cure his bad habits for good. He was going to have to clean up his act (and a lot of other things too!)
At 7pm it was time for Confession...He prayed for the pregnant pig, he hoped she knew who the father was. If she didn't he would have to ring the Jeremy Kyle show and tell the nation pregnancy

 

[Snowbaby]

The wind whistled, the rain soaked through clothing. When it finally saturated Santa's underpants, he stripped down to his red fur posing pouch and scratched beneath unknown folds of unwashed skin, the skin smelt eggy. It looked manky. Miraculously Tinkerbell managed fly-fishing while waving her wand towards Santa's nuts. Coastguard? Where's that Hasslehoff package gone? "Ah there it is in between his drawers under the pig". Unfortunately the pig decided to drop his expectations resulting in a pregnancy.Santa was amazed, astonished and disgusted, he vomited.
The next morning Santa received his invitation to join the local monastery. Time to cure his bad habits for good. He was going to have to clean up his act (and a lot of other things too!)
At 7pm it was time for Confession...He prayed for the pregnant pig, he hoped she knew who the father was. If she didn't he would have to ring the Jeremy Kyle show and tell the nation pregnancy kits for pigs

 

[Angela1]

Meanwhile this monastery had a matron only it was a monk. He fortunately was a very caring man and his intentions were mainly good. He did a cleanliness check on the brothers in Santa's dormitory this week and discovered the reason for the unpleasant smell coming from the room. All rat poison and skunk invasion granules were removed and Santa was sent for a bath and fumigation. All clothing was to be boiled. While he was soaking the red velour posing pouch went with Santa's other clothes to be boiled. However, our friendly well meaning matron monk cut a pattern from the now clean and fresh smelling(not for long) pouch with the intention of doing something with it.

 

[clairehartford]

once upon a time there was no ice cubes left at the bar so for my

 

[Strawberry Madness]

Gin and tonic i went without any.
Apon bringing the warm glass to my lips i suddenly,,,

 

[anzerg2009]

I like this idea!