IMac
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The wind whistled, the rain soaked through clothing. When it finally saturated Santa's underpants, he stripped down to his red fur posing pouch and scratched beneath unknown folds of unwashed skin, the skin smelt eggy. It looked manky. Miraculously Tinkerbell managed fly-fishing while waving her wand towards Santa's nuts. Coastguard? Where's that Hasslehoff package gone? "Ah there it is in between his drawers under the pig". Unfortunately the pig decided to drop his expectations resulting in a pregnancy.Santa was amazed, astonished and disgusted, he vomited.
The next morning Santa received his invitation to join the local monastery. Time to cure his bad habits for good. He was going to have to clean up his act (and a lot of other things too!)
At 7pm it was time for Confession...He prayed for the pregnant pig, he hoped she knew who the father was. If she didn't he would have to ring the Jeremy Kyle show and tell the nation pregnancy
The next morning Santa received his invitation to join the local monastery. Time to cure his bad habits for good. He was going to have to clean up his act (and a lot of other things too!)
At 7pm it was time for Confession...He prayed for the pregnant pig, he hoped she knew who the father was. If she didn't he would have to ring the Jeremy Kyle show and tell the nation pregnancy