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Once upon a time there was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave Madonna and Britney permission to move in with Santa Claus for eternity. This christmas Britney lost her marbles down the elves stocking. Madonna then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnered with wellingtons and leg-warmers. Meanwhile Santa Claus was skinny dipping with Mr Grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All of the fairyfolk laughed and jeered until Santa's beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs Christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST
 
Once upon a time there was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave Madonna and Britney permission to move in with Santa Claus for eternity. This christmas Britney lost her marbles down the elves stocking. Madonna then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnered with wellingtons and leg-warmers. Meanwhile Santa Claus was skinny dipping with Mr Grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All of the fairyfolk laughed and jeered until Santa's beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs Christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf
 
Once upon a time there was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave Madonna and Britney permission to move in with Santa Claus for eternity. This christmas Britney lost her marbles down the elves stocking. Madonna then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnered with wellingtons and leg-warmers. Meanwhile Santa Claus was skinny dipping with Mr Grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All of the fairyfolk laughed and jeered until Santa's beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs Christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived,
 
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once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry
 
once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar,so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinchwho danced the tango all night shaking violently.All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beared curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all
 
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