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Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with
nuts.
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted
 
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