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Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring,
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside my
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside my trouser
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside my trouser leg
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside my trouser leg for
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside my trouser leg for ages
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside my trouser leg for ages." "Well..."
 
Once apon a timethere was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave maddona and britney permission to movein with santa claus for eternity. This christmas briteny lost her marbles down the elves stocking. maddona then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnerd with wellingtons and leg warmers. meanwhile santa claus was skinny dipping with mr grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All fairyfolk laughed and jeered untill santas beard curled so much it fell off. Mrs christmas laughed and collapsed at the feet of the BIGGEST elf that ever lived, he looked at everyone in such a wry and nasty way that they all suddenly laughed with glee as Maddona appeared naked holding Britney's knickers, swinging them from her fingertips! Santa looked aroused but wondered how cold Britney's bum felt after she straddled a polar bear without using her saddle, this resulted in chaffing her sensitive areas. Thats why she went bald! Madonna was relieved that Santa wasn't looking as old as her. That night Santa gave Madonna a tub containing frogspawn, she sniffed it and inhaled the sweet fragrance, exclaiming how distinctive frogspawn tasted, almost as tasty as tripe. Britney passed wind which sounded like two wilderbeasts fighting outside in the snow. Meanwhile, back at Santa's grotto the elves were plotting evil plans before the log fire. After Christmas they hatched a seagull which was strange as they'd implanted the sac with nuts. Madonna ate the elves garlic bread, then farted loudly what a smell it produced! Without thinking, Santa kissed Madonna on the nose then fell madly in love. "Darling, i want to gargle noisily with choc-mint." It exploded, coating the inside of his sack, "Oh Madonna, I have something hard between my left thigh and my right thigh that grows roses every few months. What do you think we should do with it? Madonna laughed uncontrolably, snorting icing-sugar, Kate Moss giggled at Santa's small sleigh bells which looked very rusty indeed. "Why did they go rusty, fall off and disintegrate?" Santa asked.

The time ticked away, days came and went. Whatever they did wasn't working. "I really wish it hadn't slipped down all uncovered, but unfortunately there it sat, flopping about like a limp squib. Help was not anywhere to be found, Santa sighed "What will I do? I can't get it up or get my bells to ring without feeling around inside my trouser leg for ages." "Well...well"
 
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