Pay no attention to the "Original Gonk" behind the curtain.
It is merely a droll....oh, pardon me, I mean Troll feeling inferior in my majestic presence. Don't let my size fool you. Trolls are forever trying to imitate us. Jealous things they are. And, they have horrible breath.
Some of you refer to knowing who I am....do shed some light. I have been searching for those answers ever since a young lad threw me to the back of his closet, as if I was nothing but a useless dust bunny. It did make me question my purpose in life. And I understand I frightened some of you when you were youngsters. I say. Me. A little furry thing?? With rattly eyes? How could I be fearsome? I am as cute and harmless as the lint pulled from your belly buttons!