O/T Herbs winky

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  1. eye6769

    eye6769 Vegetarian who lives2eat

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    Herb decided to propose to Sandy , but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

    He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.

    Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'

    She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'

    Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.

    As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an
    infant!'

    'Yes, it is...7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.'
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    Oh my god!! That is hilarious!
     
  4. Brightonrosie

    Brightonrosie I want to be fitter again

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    that's a good one x
     
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    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Hahahaha...thanks for that one Hun!!!
     
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    LOl, i don't know if i find that funny or disgusting! LOL
     
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    :rotflmao::rotflmao: just splurted my coffee on the flippen screen here :jelous:
     
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    Husband currently incapable of speech!!!! LOL!
     
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    eye6769 Vegetarian who lives2eat

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    these replys have made me laugh as much as a joke, thanks x
     
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