O/T something to look forward to !!!!!

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  1. eye6769

    eye6769 Vegetarian who lives2eat

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    At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
    Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
    wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
    concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they
    spend the entire night together.
    After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
    the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
    opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They
    unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she
    prepares to go to sleep.
    After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
    door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat
    surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are
    done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
    She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is
    back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
    for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as
    Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
    thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
    often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
    only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
    Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean
    I was here already?"

    The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
     
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    Littleslimmingbee Gold Member

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    HAHA,

    I wont lie, that took me a few minutes.. but that IS funny! x
     
  4. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL.....loved it, thank you.
     
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    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    that is great ha ha ha
     
  6. eye6769

    eye6769 Vegetarian who lives2eat

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    I just hope I remember how to do it at that age
     
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