ok lets tell a story, not a weight watchers story!

[Eileen]

dont think im mad but im having a bad day

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

..yet still im covered in smelly smelly doggy smell.its probably the worst day of my life,until i met you,i want to..........

 

[kimmie]

...open your jacket buttons and peer at your ....

 

[Taz]

... rather stunning blouse...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

exceptional at that,i assume its designer? and what is that aftershave your wearing? its very different to anything iv smelt before......

 

[Jools]

...... Is it .............. eau de cat pee????

 

[Taz]

... especially for you my dear...

 

[paula 36]

this is definatly the best day of my life,then.............

 

[kimmie]

nearby a huge explosion went off.... they both ran towards the where the explsion had come from and saw....

 

[Taz]

... Welly boots flying up into the air...

 

[paula 36]

father xmas coming down the road he was...............

 

[Taz]

...Singing christmas carols and waving a big...

 

[Eileen]

gray sack full of wonderful

 

[Taz]

... leg warmers which he was taking to the local...

 

[paula 36]

Childrens Home They Were So Pleased They Said...................

 

[Taz]

...did you knit them yourself or did you let your...

 

[kimmie]

really talented workshop of magic penguins knit them for you?...

 

[Emma_2008]

He said "No, i gave them to the.......

 

[Clair]

old ladies from the telly who usually knit shreddies". "They used...

xxx

 

[Taz]

...dogs hair and chopsticks...