it's creasing me everytime I 'log' on - sorry!!arty0038:
I also have a story from my childhood at junior school. I went in to the toilets and couldn't believe my eyes, in the toilet was a turd the size of half of one of the long baguettes. I don't know if I was in shock at the shear size of it, but I ran out screaming for others to come and see this 8th wonder of the world. Everyone was trying to get in to see it and eventually the teachers came to see what all the fuss was about. Then the caretaker came along with her marigolds and a bucket. She had to lift it out into the bucket, so that she could break it into chunks to flush it.
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MrMojo said:I also have a story from my childhood at junior school. I went in to the toilets and couldn't believe my eyes, in the toilet was a turd the size of half of one of the long baguettes. I don't know if I was in shock at the shear size of it, but I ran out screaming for others to come and see this 8th wonder of the world. Everyone was trying to get in to see it and eventually the teachers came to see what all the fuss was about. Then the caretaker came along with her marigolds and a bucket. She had to lift it out into the bucket, so that she could break it into chunks to flush it.
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I just had a lovely morning poo... jealous? :giggle:
Ellebear said:You know there is a raindance, and a sundance - is there a poodance?
if so - can someone show me the moves! haha!
Ellebear said:Ive got a slendertone belt on right now - hoping that shocks my bowel into action - hahaha! not working yet.
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