Porno Food Names hjiack from exante

[sojafay]

You know how when you diet you start watching everything to do with food on the tv...........
River Cottage, Hairy Bikers, Nigella, Eric Lanlard The Bake off Biggest Loser etc etc
Well thats being a Food Porno

There's a thread running making up porno names with food its hilarious, thought we could try...

I'd be "Madame Caramel but not After Eight" who would you be?

 

[tweeandbiscuits]

I'd be Miss Walnut Whips (and chains)

 

[Jelliebabe]

vam-PIE-ra! Skimpy and chips.... Cant think of more just now!

 

[biggusburdus]

Madame Pop a Corn! (I am old!)

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[chi]

Mademoiselle Éclair de Chocolat de la maison du Macarons Framboise LOL

Haha funny thread. I know what you mean about "food porn". I've never been interested in any food programs before but since I started this diet suddenly I can't get enough of "Man versus Food". I watch marathons of it, planning my trips to America in the back of my mind for when I get skinny.

 

[WelshJojo]

I love these programmes but don't understand the name thing!!

 

[New]

Love it

I'd be Miss Harriet Bo

 

[biggusburdus]

Love it

I'd be Miss Harriet Bo

That's a brilliant name! Lol!

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[WelshJojo]

I love these programmes but don't understand the name thing!!

Please can someone explain the name thing to me

 

[SCONE N 60SECS]

Clitoris Allsorts ok its a sweet but in a food group lol

 

[aily]

I'd be Miss Stevenscone and Cream

 

[Nanny Dawn]

Miss Gummy Bares (only once at target, will I bare!) lol xx