Waaahhh .. how hard is it to get these blooming things on?!
Jeez, you should have seen me .. lying on the bed with my legs in the air trying to get my legs in .. and as for my thighs, arse and tummy .. all I can say is it was a sight to be seen! Hopping round the bedroom like a cat walking over eggshells!
So here I am .. sat typing to you all wearing a contraption AKA Spanx tights, my dress (which hardly does up

), shoes and feather stole thing. I've also got long velvet gloves which go over my elbows with feathers on the end .. and a bag to match, but for obvious reasons I've taken them off!!
One good thing about these tights though is that they are SO tight, I won't be able to eat!
Won't have to drink much either as going to the loo is going to be a right laugh!