Oi missus - you ain't goin' nowhere!!
Ooooh hun...
noooo... stay, stay, stay... hang out with us!
Oh love, I can completely and utterly empathise with you (will bore you about it another time and in private maybe), but listen... 2 months isn't really
that long..
and while you wait you can start getting ready for cd too!
It's a kick in the teeth deffo that you can't start right away, but you know what..

that means you have 8 lovely weeks to get yourself fitter and healthier and you can start some of the things that cd involves... like weaning yourself of the fizzy stuff... off the boozy stuff.... you can get your bod all ready for when you have to go without all the things that are so bad for us all... have a mega detox... start getting used to drinking gallons of water...
And just think! In doing so, hopefully when you start... you will hit ketosis dead easy!! WOW! That'll be ace!
(trust me.. if you can do ANYTHING to make it easier then do it!

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I know you feel dead rotten right now, and I DO understand.. I'm sure the doc would be well chuffed if you were to lose weight during these 8 weeks by making some changes.. nothing too drastic... but hey - there are some fab folk on here who have the expertise to advise you on all that... I'm just here to tell you to hang on in there, don't let it get you down... try and see the positives.. one I can think of immediately is that you can "legally" have a choccie advent calendar ! lol (I'm not encouraging you to have bad stuff, just it might be a great way to wean yourself off it by limiting yourself to one likke itty bitsy piece a day!)
ohhh and you will start right at the beginning of the New Year too! Excellent!

So 2007 is going to be YOUR YEAR!! Put the crappy ones behind you and steam ahead to the new! Yeeharr..
Honest hun.. stick with us... you'll be just fine..

I'm sure there is
loads that can be done in a practical way to help you and deffo in an emotional way too.
((((((((((hugs)))))))))))) your fellow flabby- high-blood-pressure-suffering - ex-husband rejected - low-self-esteemed-but -lovely- pal
