Riddle me this!

[misscheeky]

still to hard dont make me google it woman!!!!!

 

[kellymundy]

Do you give up?

 

[misscheeky]

yes i do anyway..

 

[Taronga Leela]

Yup me too!

*feels fick*

 

[kellymundy]

Your temper

 

[misscheeky]

ohhhhhhh that was too hard..a little easier please watching bb now on e4 +1 soooo funny with them buzzin them heheee

 

[kellymundy]

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?

 

[skinnymamu]

I no understnd

 

[klee]

if im boiled in water ill live?

 

[kellymundy]

if im boiled in water ill live?

Very close.

 

[klee]

ooooo i dont no plzzzzzz tell me
x

 

[kellymundy]

Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water." The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free.

 

[klee]

aaahhh i was close, i like that one
xx

 

[misscheeky]

tell us

 

[kellymundy]

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

 

[Ti@ra-M@ker]

A sponge?

 

[Taronga Leela]

A sponge

Come on Kelly you can do better than that or are you easing us in gently hehe

 

[kellymundy]

you're both right! it's friday morning so I thought I would go easy on you!

 

[kellymundy]

[FONT=Verdana,Helvetica,Arial] A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?[/FONT]

 

[RuthG]

He stood on a block of ice that was 4 foot high, which then slowly melted.