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Scan Bran Song!

Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life
This song must be sung to the tune of "Downtown" - recorded by Petula Clark in 1964, Emma Bunton more recently...And all over YouTube if you need a reminder. If you copy it somewhere, or record it (haha!), please give me a mention, for writing it. If the makers of Scan Bran wish to use it for commercial purposes, I'll take the money and spend it on smaller clothes!

Scan Bran Song

If you're on a diet
And you start feeling hungry
You can always eat


You'll get to savour
All the chipboardy flavour
Of unprocessed wheat,


It's only half a syn per slice
So you've no need to fear
Unless you eat too much of it
And then get diarrhoea...
At least you'll lose weight

If you lie awake at night
"I've GOT to eat something that's NOT Muller Light!"

Some people bake with it
It really makes you...fit
Let's have another bit
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Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life
Thanks folks! I've just got home from having my gallbladder out, so I'm laying off the Scan Bran today!
Quality! :D

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