Scarlet Daisy
Hungry For Life
This song must be sung to the tune of "Downtown" - recorded by Petula Clark in 1964, Emma Bunton more recently...And all over YouTube if you need a reminder. If you copy it somewhere, or record it (haha!), please give me a mention, for writing it. If the makers of Scan Bran wish to use it for commercial purposes, I'll take the money and spend it on smaller clothes!
Scan Bran Song
If you're on a diet
And you start feeling hungry
You can always eat
SCAN BRAN!
You'll get to savour
All the chipboardy flavour
Of unprocessed wheat,
WHEAT BRAN!
It's only half a syn per slice
So you've no need to fear
Unless you eat too much of it
And then get diarrhoea...
At least you'll lose weight
If you lie awake at night
Thinking,
"I've GOT to eat something that's NOT Muller Light!"
SCAN BRAN!
Some people bake with it
SCAN BRAN!
It really makes you...fit
SCAN BRAN!
Let's have another bit
Now!
Scan Bran Song
If you're on a diet
And you start feeling hungry
You can always eat
SCAN BRAN!
You'll get to savour
All the chipboardy flavour
Of unprocessed wheat,
WHEAT BRAN!
It's only half a syn per slice
So you've no need to fear
Unless you eat too much of it
And then get diarrhoea...
At least you'll lose weight
If you lie awake at night
Thinking,
"I've GOT to eat something that's NOT Muller Light!"
SCAN BRAN!
Some people bake with it
SCAN BRAN!
It really makes you...fit
SCAN BRAN!
Let's have another bit
Now!
