When i joined my daughter on holiay in Tunisia recently, she said to me 'ohh Mother, you are so brown!' I replied 'spray on tan!' then she said 'ohh Mother, you are so slim!' I replied 'spray on body!'
I wish I could hemorrhage weight like I seem to be doing money at the moment!! Wouldn't that be nice. If I lost even 1lb to every £1 spent, I'd have reached my goal very quickly