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Seven stone too much


On A Mission!
When i joined my daughter on holiay in Tunisia recently, she said to me 'ohh Mother, you are so brown!' I replied 'spray on tan!' then she said 'ohh Mother, you are so slim!' I replied 'spray on body!'

Now wouldnt that be great lol
there's a page on Facebook called "I wish mosquito's suck fat instead of blood". Now doesn't that sound good

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