misscheeky
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How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave!!!!!!
So bored...tell me a joke!!!
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scirishman
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Cheers ladies...that's all cheered me up...laughing away to myself here...
Guy walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entendre....so the barmaid gave him one
Guy walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entendre....so the barmaid gave him one
SO MUCH TO LOSE!
Must do it this time
Whats The Definition Of Dirty??
When You Have To Chew Instead Of Swallow!!!!
When You Have To Chew Instead Of Swallow!!!!
misscheeky
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What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't???
A navel
A navel
misscheeky
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
A cloud
scirishman
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Class!
What do you do when the dishwasher breaks down?
Slap her and tell her to pull herself together...those dishes won't do themselves!
misscheeky
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misscheeky
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What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent mooooooooovies !
They rent mooooooooovies !
scirishman
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-dear!
No eye-dear!
scirishman
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What do call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deer!
Still no eye-deer!
scirishman
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs and deaf and dumb?
Anything you like....can't hear you!
Anything you like....can't hear you!
misscheeky
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got this from a friend email
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
misscheeky
Gold Member
SO MUCH TO LOSE!
Must do it this time
What Do You Call A Donkey With 3 Legs??
A Wonky!!
What Do You Call A Donkey With 3 Legs And 1 Eye??
A Winky Wonky Donkey!!
What Do You Call A Donkey With 3 Legs 1 Eye And Loves Elvis??
A Winky Wonky Honky Tonky Donkey!!!
A Wonky!!
What Do You Call A Donkey With 3 Legs And 1 Eye??
A Winky Wonky Donkey!!
What Do You Call A Donkey With 3 Legs 1 Eye And Loves Elvis??
A Winky Wonky Honky Tonky Donkey!!!
scousemouse0151
soon to be minnie mouse
scirishman you're mad as a hatter, thank's for cheering us up. I bet that's the first time you've pleased so many woman at once lol
scirishman
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Oooohhh...here's another joke - Dustin the Turkey for Eurovision...shocker!!!
misscheeky
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he's like sooooooooooooo gonna WIN come on hedgehog back me up here, were ya watching ryan t tonight?? he's soooo dreamy and funny hehe
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