Taz's diary - Need to do this!

Walk? Depends on which shop I go to I guess. I have a little Tesco down the road and it's a fairly pleasant walk across the field to get there but if I want a bigger shop I have to drive
 
The walk is good on weigh in day and bigger shops are more dangerous and cost more x
 
I know but my mate just text me to ask what I was doing today and then she phoned me to ask if I wanted to go into town with her cus she needs advice on some new glasses! So I will go to Sainsbuty's in town. It's only a small one so not too dangerous. Besides, I don't have enough cash to fill a trolly!
 
Oh I'm sure I will. TBH I would have preferred to go out on my own cus then I could just go and do what I've got to do and get back home again but when you rely on someone else you have to go where they want to go. She did mention the 'A' word but I hope she was joking!
 
...alcohol???

i'm a youth support worker too taz. i have a MASSIVE plastic storage box full of condoms and a plastic penis to demonstrate on.

the best bit is once i've demonstrated how to put a condom on/off the young person has to demonstrate too (on the plastic penis) so i can check they're doing everything right. the boys are definately the most embarassed about it all.

i sometimes try and make them relaxed by slamming the plastic penis down on the table and saying "right, this is a cock!" lol
 
hmm.... Could the A word be ASDA? Can't think of anything really naughty or horrible beginning with A (?) I guess we all watch this space.
 
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Oh My God (hic!) Can't believe I missed that one :eek:
 
Hi Karen

Is your penis blue? mine is. I think it's a politically correct penis (?).

Anyone know how many pints of water you can get into a condom? I do but I want you all to guess before I tell you. x
 
Yea. I've seen the wooden one. Really tempted to put it on the mantle piece and polish it with Mr Sheen (!) Only one step up from the banana or cucumber they used to use.

Got an Ann Summers willie hoopla. It's a lot smaller but the kids think it's big (hehehe)

Any guesses on the water in a condom experiment?
 
Tip: use a large sink and a measuring jug. It's a 2 person experiment (like everything else with a condom I guess) one to hold the condom, one to fill it! Have fun x
 
Try it in pints Taz - haven't got a conversion table
 
lol i thought it was Alcohol too... bad me!!!

So was ya good on your shopping trip Taz??

9 pints in a condom?
 
I bought some snacks for my 5 hour train journey tomorrow. I got a spicey sausage pasta salad and loads of fruit. I also got the sparkling water and the olive oil I needed!
 
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