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the fairy ........joke

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  1. SandraEly

    SandraEly Full Member

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    an old couple in their sixties are visited by a fairy.

    'I can grant you one wish each'says the fairy. The woman thinks for a moment and says 'I want to travel the world with my lovely husband in an all-expenses-paid world cruise'. the fairy waved her wand and *ping!* theres two tickets in the womans hand.

    Her husband says 'sorry love, but I want a woman thirty years younger than me'. the fairy waves her wand and *ping!* the man is suddenly 92 years old.

    The moral of this story is - stupid men should remember that fairies are f*****g female!!
     
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    jayne3110 Gold Member

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    LMAO
     
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    ROFLMAO that is soooooooooooooooooo true!!!
     
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    *gold.emerald* dancing queen ;)

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    hahaha :)
     
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    suplizi I see the light!

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    hahaha!
     
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    knitter Chocaholic

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    hehehe good one
     
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    Love it. :p
     
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