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the fairy ........joke

S: 24st4lb C: 16st2lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 36.5 Loss: 8st2lb(33.53%)
#1
an old couple in their sixties are visited by a fairy.

'I can grant you one wish each'says the fairy. The woman thinks for a moment and says 'I want to travel the world with my lovely husband in an all-expenses-paid world cruise'. the fairy waved her wand and *ping!* theres two tickets in the womans hand.

Her husband says 'sorry love, but I want a woman thirty years younger than me'. the fairy waves her wand and *ping!* the man is suddenly 92 years old.

The moral of this story is - stupid men should remember that fairies are f*****g female!!
 
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S: 17st4lb C: 17st4lb G: 11st10lb BMI: 36.8 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#2
LMAO
 

Mrs*S

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S: 17st0lb C: 16st0.7lb G: 11st0.0lb BMI: 36.3 Loss: 0st13.3lb(5.59%)
#3
ROFLMAO that is soooooooooooooooooo true!!!
 

*gold.emerald*

dancing queen ;)
S: 17st11lb C: 11st13lb G: 11st3lb BMI: 26.2 Loss: 5st12lb(32.93%)
#4
hahaha :)
 


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