The Hunting of the Quark

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  1. Atropos

    Atropos Gold Member

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    "Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears!"
    (They were all of them fond of quotations:
    So they drank to his health, and they gave him three cheers,
    While he served out additional rations).

    "We have sailed many months, we have sailed many weeks,
    (Four weeks to the month you may mark),
    But never as yet ('tis your Captain who speaks)
    Have we caught the least glimpse of Quark!

    "We have sailed many weeks, we have sailed many days,
    (Seven days to the week I allow),
    But Quark, on the which we might lovingly gaze,
    We have never beheld till now!

    "Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
    The five unmistakable marks
    By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
    The warranted genuine Quarks

    "Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
    Which is meager and hollow, but crisp:
    Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
    With a flavor of Will-o-the-wisp.

    "Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
    That it carries too far, when I say
    That it frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea,
    And dines on the following day.

    "The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
    Should you happen to venture on one,
    It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
    And it always looks grave at a pun.

    "The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
    Which is constantly carries about,
    And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes--
    A sentiment open to doubt.

    "The fifth is ambition. It next will be right
    To describe each particular batch:
    Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
    And those that have whiskers, and scratch.

    "For, although common Quark does no manner of harm,
    Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
    Some are Boojums--" The Bellman broke off in alarm,
    For the Baker had fainted away.

    Sorry - I've come over all silly....
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  3. Mirjam

    Mirjam Never Ever Give Up!

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    You have a hidden talent there atropos, you could be the next Rabbie Burns :D
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