Just remembered when my eldest announced to a packed room that 'Mummy had a baby through her bum, and now it hurts and now she uses bum toothpaste on it to make it feel better!'
LOL I just meant pooing yourself while giving birth and incontinence and piles and stitches gurghhhh
I have nearly fainted twice while people told me traumatic birth stories. I'm gonna take every drug available!
OMG!!! I almost spat green tea over my laptop reading that!!! That must have been mortifying, so funny to look back on though!
I have nearly fainted twice while people told me traumatic birth stories. I'm gonna take every drug available!
I was fortunate enough not to poo myself haha..
If the went into schools and said.. listen girls.. you want babies and thats great as long as your prepared too..
get stitches in your lady garden with a REAL NEEDLE..
Poo/Pee yourself while giving birth..
Suffer piles forever more..
have stretch marks in crazy places like yer elbows haha
so on so forth.. then show them a real birth.. not your nice wee 80s vid of a happy woman panting and then push..
a real birth with screaming swearing shouting screaming etc..
Job done I think haha x
When my grandma had my mum she was really ill with some bug and had sick coming out one end, diahorrea out the other and a baby coming out all at the same time!
Oh, poor Grandma. Sounds horrible
Ditto to that! Why can't babies just gently slide out pain free? I wish we could lay eggs like birds and just sit on them for a few months! The pain and horror stories are the only thing that puts me off having kids. I can imagine being fine all through the pregnancy but as soon as reality hits of whats physically going to happen at the start of the contractions, I can imagine totally flipping out and going crazy at all the nurses etc.
Someone told me that if you stick your fingers in your mouth and pull them as far apart at the sides of your mouth as you can... that's what child birth feels like but 100 million times worse :S
When my grandma had my mum she was really ill with some bug and had sick coming out one end, diahorrea out the other and a baby coming out all at the same time!