Will I have to be sexy at sixty?

[KD]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Will I have to be sexy at sixty?[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
By Pam Ayres

Will I have to be sexy at sixty?
Will I have to keep trying so hard?
Well I'm just going to slump,
With my dowager's hump
And watch myself turn into lard.

I'm not going to keep exercising,
I'm not going to take HRT,
If a toy boy enquires
I'll say, "Hah! Hard luck squire!
Where were you in 73...?"

I'm not going to shave my moustaches,
I'm just going to let them all sprout,
My chins'll be double
All covered in stubble,
I'm going to become an Old Trout!

My beauty all gone and forgotten,
Vanished with never a quibble,
I'll sit here and just
Kind of gnaw at a crust
And squint at the telly, and dribble.

As my marbles get steadily fewer,
Must I battle to keep my allure?
Have I still got to pout
Now my teeth have come out
And my husband has found pastures newer?

Farewell to the fad and the fashion,
Farewell to the young and the free!
My passion's expired,
At bedtime... I'm TIRED!
Sexy and sixty? Not me![/FONT]

 

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[Isobel1965]

If I'm not sexy at 60, I'm deffo taking the oven option!!!!

 

[flirty40greeneyes]

If I'm not sexy at 60, I'm deffo taking the oven option!!!!

I'm sure you will still be sexy Isobel! I'm 44 now and have never felt sexier!!! .......... so roll on my 50's/60's and 70's!!! Maybe hang up my sussies and stockings in my 80's!!

 

[Isobel1965]

Yeah baby!! I'm in me prime!!!!

Long may it continue!!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[georgiasmum]

Good grief! I'm struggling to be sexy at 33! God forbid 60. I feel all faint even thinking aboutit....

 

[flirty40greeneyes]

Good grief! I'm struggling to be sexy at 33! God forbid 60. I feel all faint even thinking aboutit....

Wait until you get to your 40's .... believe me there's something liberating about 40's and sexiness!!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

I think it's partly a matter of feeling confident enough to be able to feel sexy at any age. That's something I've never been able to trick myself into being I'm afraid!

 

[Isobel1965]

The most sexual human organ is the brain, baby!!!!

Think you're sexy and you are!!

And if you don't feel it, dress it - it helps! LMTO!!!!


(says she who's going to be wearing n*pple tassles for the first time ever tonight - eeek! I bet I larf and spoil the moment teeeheeee!)

 

[pandora]

i've NEVER felt sexy, even when slimmer so don't spose 60 will b any different, tho got 20 yrs yet!

 

[KD]

Okay. Define 'sexy'

If you want to look sexy, are you saying that you want any man to look at you and want sex?

Do you feel that no man would want sex with you unless you make an effort to look more sensual

Or is being sexy just another term for looking good?

 

[flirty40greeneyes]

(says she who's going to be wearing n*pple tassles for the first time ever tonight - eeek! I bet I larf and spoil the moment teeeheeee!)

PMSL .......... you mustn't laugh!! But you MUST write up a full account the next day!!!

 

[Isobel1965]

Okay. Define 'sexy'

If you want to look sexy, are you saying that you want any man to look at you and want sex?

Do you feel that no man would want sex with you unless you make an effort to look more sensual

Or is being sexy just another term for looking good?

To me - being sexy is all about feeling sexy. Walking down the street with a spring in your step and a glint in your eye

Dressing sexy can be wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses or erm (*cough*) norty lingerie.

It's all in my head LMTO!!!

 

[Isobel1965]

PMSL .......... you mustn't laugh!! But you MUST write up a full account the next day!!!

LOL Can't promise details...... xxxxxx

 

[KD]

I guess this gal is sexy then?

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[Mini]

I guess this gal is sexy then?

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AAwww that now is cute

 

[Mini]

The most sexual human organ is the brain, baby!!!!

Think you're sexy and you are!!

And if you don't feel it, dress it - it helps! LMTO!!!!


(says she who's going to be wearing n*pple tassles for the first time ever tonight - eeek! I bet I larf and spoil the moment teeeheeee!)

It's all in the head

If you think your sexy then you are...



Love Mini xxx

 

[Isobel1965]

I guess this gal is sexy then?

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LOL that is one sexy lil goat/lama/whatever-I-ain't-no-David-Attenborough lol

xxxxxx

 

[westhills]

Well, I'm 60 in February and I can't wait!!!!!
Ann x

 

[flirty40greeneyes]

And from your photos Ann - you look like a very slim sexy lady!

 

[matty]

I agree wholeheartedly with all that, I have every intention of being very sexy at 60!
Matty