Will I have to be sexy at sixty?

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  1. KD

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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Will I have to be sexy at sixty?[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    By Pam Ayres

    Will I have to be sexy at sixty?
    Will I have to keep trying so hard?
    Well I'm just going to slump,
    With my dowager's hump
    And watch myself turn into lard.

    I'm not going to keep exercising,
    I'm not going to take HRT,
    If a toy boy enquires
    I'll say, "Hah! Hard luck squire!
    Where were you in 73...?"

    I'm not going to shave my moustaches,
    I'm just going to let them all sprout,
    My chins'll be double
    All covered in stubble,
    I'm going to become an Old Trout!

    My beauty all gone and forgotten,
    Vanished with never a quibble,
    I'll sit here and just
    Kind of gnaw at a crust
    And squint at the telly, and dribble.

    As my marbles get steadily fewer,
    Must I battle to keep my allure?
    Have I still got to pout
    Now my teeth have come out
    And my husband has found pastures newer?

    Farewell to the fad and the fashion,
    Farewell to the young and the free!
    My passion's expired,
    At bedtime... I'm TIRED!
    Sexy and sixty? Not me!
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  3. Isobel1965

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    If I'm not sexy at 60, I'm deffo taking the oven option!!!!
     
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    I'm sure you will still be sexy Isobel! I'm 44 now and have never felt sexier!!! .......... so roll on my 50's/60's and 70's!!! Maybe hang up my sussies and stockings in my 80's!!
     
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    Yeah baby!! I'm in me prime!!!!

    Long may it continue!!!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     
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    Good grief! I'm struggling to be sexy at 33! God forbid 60. I feel all faint even thinking aboutit....
     
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    Wait until you get to your 40's .... believe me there's something liberating about 40's and sexiness!!!
     
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    I think it's partly a matter of feeling confident enough to be able to feel sexy at any age. That's something I've never been able to trick myself into being I'm afraid!:( :(
     
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    The most sexual human organ is the brain, baby!!!!

    Think you're sexy and you are!!

    And if you don't feel it, dress it - it helps! LMTO!!!!


    (says she who's going to be wearing n*pple tassles for the first time ever tonight - eeek! I bet I larf and spoil the moment teeeheeee!)
     
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    i've NEVER felt sexy, even when slimmer so don't spose 60 will b any different, tho got 20 yrs yet!
     
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    Okay. Define 'sexy'

    If you want to look sexy, are you saying that you want any man to look at you and want sex?

    Do you feel that no man would want sex with you unless you make an effort to look more sensual

    Or is being sexy just another term for looking good?
     
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    PMSL .......... you mustn't laugh!! But you MUST write up a full account the next day!!!
     
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    To me - being sexy is all about feeling sexy. Walking down the street with a spring in your step and a glint in your eye :D

    Dressing sexy can be wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses or erm (*cough*) norty lingerie.

    It's all in my head LMTO!!!
     
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    LOL Can't promise details......:eek: xxxxxx
     
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    I guess this gal is sexy then?:confused:

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    AAwww that now is cute:)
     
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    It's all in the head:rolleyes:

    If you think your sexy then you are...:D



    Love Mini xxx
     
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    LOL that is one sexy lil goat/lama/whatever-I-ain't-no-David-Attenborough lol

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  20. westhills

    westhills I STILL mean it!

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    Well, I'm 60 in February and I can't wait!!!!!
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    And from your photos Ann - you look like a very slim sexy lady!
     
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    I agree wholeheartedly with all that, I have every intention of being very sexy at 60!
    Matty
     
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