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Will I have to be sexy at sixty?

KD

Gone fishing
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Will I have to be sexy at sixty?[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
By Pam Ayres

Will I have to be sexy at sixty?
Will I have to keep trying so hard?
Well I'm just going to slump,
With my dowager's hump
And watch myself turn into lard.

I'm not going to keep exercising,
I'm not going to take HRT,
If a toy boy enquires
I'll say, "Hah! Hard luck squire!
Where were you in 73...?"

I'm not going to shave my moustaches,
I'm just going to let them all sprout,
My chins'll be double
All covered in stubble,
I'm going to become an Old Trout!

My beauty all gone and forgotten,
Vanished with never a quibble,
I'll sit here and just
Kind of gnaw at a crust
And squint at the telly, and dribble.

As my marbles get steadily fewer,
Must I battle to keep my allure?
Have I still got to pout
Now my teeth have come out
And my husband has found pastures newer?

Farewell to the fad and the fashion,
Farewell to the young and the free!
My passion's expired,
At bedtime... I'm TIRED!
Sexy and sixty? Not me!
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#8
The most sexual human organ is the brain, baby!!!!

Think you're sexy and you are!!

And if you don't feel it, dress it - it helps! LMTO!!!!


(says she who's going to be wearing n*pple tassles for the first time ever tonight - eeek! I bet I larf and spoil the moment teeeheeee!)
 

KD

Gone fishing
#10
Okay. Define 'sexy'

If you want to look sexy, are you saying that you want any man to look at you and want sex?

Do you feel that no man would want sex with you unless you make an effort to look more sensual

Or is being sexy just another term for looking good?
 
#12
Okay. Define 'sexy'

If you want to look sexy, are you saying that you want any man to look at you and want sex?

Do you feel that no man would want sex with you unless you make an effort to look more sensual

Or is being sexy just another term for looking good?
To me - being sexy is all about feeling sexy. Walking down the street with a spring in your step and a glint in your eye :D

Dressing sexy can be wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses or erm (*cough*) norty lingerie.

It's all in my head LMTO!!!
 

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Mini

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#16
The most sexual human organ is the brain, baby!!!!

Think you're sexy and you are!!

And if you don't feel it, dress it - it helps! LMTO!!!!


(says she who's going to be wearing n*pple tassles for the first time ever tonight - eeek! I bet I larf and spoil the moment teeeheeee!)
It's all in the head:rolleyes:

If you think your sexy then you are...:D



Love Mini xxx
 


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