You don't look like a runner!

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  1. KateF

    KateF Silver Member

    I'm a couple of stone overweight at the moment and constantly battling with combining doing a training programme for the Great North Run (I'm now at week 7 of the equivalent of the C25K and have found the thread on here really inspiring) with dieting.

    I'm also Poet in Residence for the Great North Run (Bupa Great North Run Culture explains more) and before I started a friend said "You're not built for running". I also remembered a couple of glances of surprise I'd had from people when I said I was going to do the run (a sort of "But you're two stone overweight" look I think) and it all came together into this poem "You don't Look like a runner" which I thought may strike a chord with some of you...

    You Don't Look Like A Runner

    You? You couldn't run for a bus
    or to the end of our street.
    You haven't got the right shoes,
    You haven't got the right feet,

    You make Jabba the Hutt look graceful,
    You just weren't Born to Run,
    You couldn't pace set for a snail,
    You're more funeral than fun.

    You're more gradual than evolution,
    Slower than a three toed sloth's brain,
    You suffer more delays than
    A GNER train.

    You are...well you're hefty,
    You've got wobbly bits and breasts
    And bingo wings and lumps
    That weren't designed for vests.

    Your only experience of half a Marathon,
    Is scoffing a renamed chocolate bar,
    If you could you'd get to your kitchen
    By driving there in your car.

    I reply with all the numbers,
    The pounds that I will lose
    The pounds that I will make
    The calories I will use.

    The 50 000 other runners,
    The 30 years of history,
    The 21 water stations,
    The millions raised for charity.

    But I don't have to be a mathematician either,
    And reach for numbers ever bigger,
    To show the impressive shrinkage
    In my sweating or my figure.

    I don't have to be an athlete,
    I don't have to make like Zola Budd,
    I don't have to beat a record
    In order to feel good.

    I just want to feel connected,
    To be part of something more,
    To train my body and my mind
    To reach something they've never reached before.

    I still won't look like a runner,
    And a runner won't look like me
    But when I've done my 13 miles
    A Great North Runner is what I'll be.
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  3. kerryathome

    kerryathome Silver Member

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    well done, thats fab and great inspiration to all those who might be put off running by the stereotype

    Good luck xx
  4. lilacwine

    lilacwine Full Member

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    Love it - I like the idea of a poet for the GNR
  5. judimac

    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    :0clapper::0clapper::0clapper::0clapper::0clapper: Brilliant!
  6. hannata

    hannata I can haz cake?

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    My mum used to do 20 miles a day and was a size 16. So just don't let the naysayers bug you. <3

    P.s the poem is ace and made me giggle :p
  7. joyfulspirit

    joyfulspirit Full Member

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    Ah the power of poetry! nice one, and good luck with your run - i think i will take my wobbly bits out for a run too now! :D
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