9 Words Women Use

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    > 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
    >
    > (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    > right and you need to shut up.
    >
    > (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    > Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    > minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    >
    > (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
    > you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
    > in
    > fine.
    >
    > (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    >
    > (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    > often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
    > and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
    > about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    >
    > (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
    > make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
    > deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    >
    > (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    > you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
    > says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
    > all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever').
    >
    > (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
    >
    > (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    > this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
    > now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    > wrong?'
    > For the woman's response refer to # 3.
    >
    > * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
    > avoid if they remember the terminology.
    >
    > * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
    > they know it's true.
     
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    I LOVE IT.. made me laugh sooooo much.. nice one mini.. x x x
     
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    I was sent this before a year or two ago, but another friend sent it to me today! From the other side of the world:D It is a bit of a giggle as I can see myself in some of them:p
     
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    lol, so funny cos its true!! there was 'nothing' wrong between me and OH yday and everythin was 'fine'
     
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    me too. just read them to my OH.. and he said.. "its not funny.. Thats real life.. thats YOU".. i didnt know whether to take that as a compliment.. LOL.
    x x x
     
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    my OH agrees :D

    Very funny, and VERY true xxx
     
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    Would not dare show it to husband as I know what he would say:p
     
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    Funny from across the pond, good to know..
     
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