Kebabs ARE covered in cooking oil!
This might do it though - apparently where you get those cones of meat, they sometimes slap the new meat over the old and food hygiene people have found that the middle is completely infested with maggots where it's decomposed.
Still fancy a kebab?
WEIRDLY, I'm only craving good foods (never had THAT before!). I could MURDER a piece of broccoli right now!!!
Yeh well id rather mix the portugese girl and the kebab. that would nice. And I just reread that and amde me realise why im a fat guy that nobody should talk to.