Thanks everyone! Conference call over and boy am I glad I didn't make it to Derby! It was one of those meetings where however hard I tried nothing I said was good news to the team up there. I won't bore you with the details but as part of my job I have to (re)set people's expectations and let them know that things can't be done by next week (try 3-6 months time) and yes it will cost money (a lot more than the few hundred quid you've estimated). They asked for my help and all I did was give them more challenges to overcome

. Still I'd rather give them the truth than have them find out later down the line when lots of time and effort has gone in to it already.
Sooooo - now I have the afternoon free!! Well, not free exactly as I'm still working but I'm going to sit outside and work for a while if my Wifi will work in the garden (can't see why not) - we still have sun here in Kent so might as well enjoy it as it sounds as if it's not going to last very long...