Amputation Diet

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Okay....if you are feeling pessimistic on weigh day you may find the following useful;)

    Proceedure............................... Estimated Immediate Weight Loss
    Clip finger and toenails ........1 ounce maximum
    Haircut......................................2-6 ounces
    Drastic Haircut / Headshave.....4-12 ounces
    Trim Body Hair ........................ 1 oz. (ladies) 3 oz. (men) 24 lbs (Greek men)
    Remove a wart ...........................1 oz.
    Take a diuretic ........................ 1-3 pounds (temporary)
    Take a laxative......................... 1-2 pounds (temporary)
    Colon Therapy/Take an Enema ...................2-3 pounds (temporary)
    Poop..............................................0-2 pounds (temporary)
    Run a marathon on a hot day...3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary)
    Amputate your arm ..................10-25 lbs (way too permanent)
    Amputate your leg.....................15-45 lbs (again, not advised)
    Vascetomy.....................................none.
    Take a big pee.............................up to 1.5 pounds
    Take a big dump .........................up to 2.5 pounds
    Go barefoot .................................1-2 pounds
    Go Naked .....................................1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter)
    Contact lenses vs. Glasses..........0.3 pounds
    No liquids all day .......................1-2 pounds
    No food all day ..........................2-3 pounds
    No salt all day ............................0-1 pound
    Don't wear underwear.............. 1 oz. (thong)-2 lbs. (granny panties)
    Exfoliating face wash ................nothin.
    Liposuction ...................................10 lbs maximum per surgery
    Donate a kidney.............................3 pounds.
    Breast Reduction Surgery...........5-15 pounds typically.

    Hope that helps someone :D

     
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  3. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    How much for a head of extensions?! :rolleyes: :p
     
  4. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Oh! At least 2 stone ;) Don't bother taking them out though. Just tell people that's how much they weigh :D
     
  5. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Like your thinking!! :cool:
     
  6. dizzy-n-mizzy

    dizzy-n-mizzy Not dieting ATM!

    Diet:
    Together we lost 8 stone on CD.
    Hi Karion

    Really enjoyed reading that, very funny! What's really funny though is the memories it back to me of when I was on a slimming club diet and had a weekly weigh in. I did used to think that way!! Knew it was mad but definitely thought along those lines. Thank fully on this diet I weigh each morning and report my weight weekly to my CDC this is better for me as it takes the pressure off for the weekly weigh in.

    I also used to find that after weigh in when the pressure was off I'd eat. So your funny thread reminded me of this behaviour of mine which thankfully is behind me now. Each day on the diet is treated the same.

    Funny as it is rang true for me, anyone else!

    Dizzy x
     
  7. Gill-cdthing

    Gill-cdthing Gone, but who cares huh

    ewww lol wonder how much for a blow of the nose :D
     
  8. kazz

    kazz Gold Member

    Diet:
    WW
    How much do u reckon if I shaved my hair off?! Its real thick and past my shoulders lol
     
  9. dizzy-n-mizzy

    dizzy-n-mizzy Not dieting ATM!

    Diet:
    Together we lost 8 stone on CD.
    Good one Kazz

    Yes or maybe a cotton bud aroung the ear may do it!

    Dizzy x
     
  10. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Oh goodness yes! Me too. I saw a mother of sons friend getting into a car yesterday and I immediately thought 'shes going to a slimming club':confused:

    Told the lad that I saw his mother going out and he said that she was going to WW :)

    Strange how I knew. The summer dress in the cold pouring rain was a bit of a give away ;)
     
  11. Russiandoll

    Russiandoll Carpe diem

    Start Weight:
    17st4lb
    Current Weight:
    16st11lb
    Goal Weight:
    11st0lb
    Lost(%):
    0st7lb(2.89%)
    Diet:
    Cambridge Weight Plan - Step 1
    LOL - I was exactly the same!!
    Thinnest T-shirt, thinnest trousers, no padded bra, small pants, definitely no thick socks, no jewellry and have a pee just before the weigh-in!! ;)
     
  12. Roch

    Roch Minimins gal x

    Start Weight:
    27st2lb
    Current Weight:
    25st2lb
    Goal Weight:
    10st0lb
    Lost(%):
    2st0lb(7.37%)
    Diet:
    Low cal/low fat
    Well if i amputated 3/4 of my belly would def weigh 10 stone less,so its up for grabs if anyone needs any extra fat 2 keep u warm this winter u would not even have to pay me i will give it to u for free, pm me if u r interested !!!
     
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