Bah, it's been a bingey week. It's been cold and grey and miserable outside, and your brain's going "Eat food. You're gonna need it. Winter's coming. The cave's going to get even colder. You're a mammal. Food keeps you warm. Eat, eat, eat! More calories! Now if you don't want to die!"
Don't worry about it. Just realise what's going on, accept it, and move on. Next week will be better. You've had the calories your brain wanted. Now tell it to shut the hell up and do what
you want
'Tis the problem with having billions of years of evolution and only a couple of hundred years of sustainable farming, I'm afraid. Instinct still overwhelms logic. Console yourself with the fact that if you'd been alive five million years ago, you'd survive far more readily than people who
don't binge in the winter months
Alas that makes us a bit out of date these days. So we have to adapt. Making it through a harsh winter without eating so much isn't enough to convince our tiny monkey brains that we can do so again next winter, I'm afraid. It just means your conscious mind has to do a lot more work.
But it's possible. We are, after all, human. We're adaptable. We can choose what to eat, and when to eat it. Mostly we pervert that and eat whatever we like, whenever we like, but in reality it means that we should choose the food which will fuel us best and be best for us, and eat it when we need to eat it not whenever we're a bit bored and fancy a nibble (oo-err).
I have an extra punishment to remind me not to binge: I get trapped wind that's so painful my guts go into spasm and I go into shock for 3-4 hours. Which I admit is surprisingly helpful most times. But even I've succumbed to pizza, ramen, gyoza, garlic bread, cheesecake and crisps this week.
And I'm not fussed. Because obsessing over it just convinces you that you're not in control. It makes it easier to become a repeat-offender, because "I couldn't help it. I just had to binge. Again. And again."
Pfft. I'm in control here. No matter how much my feeble brain tries to convince me otherwise
