Bye Bye Mary/kered ... we'll miss yooooo :o(

[JanD]

Well I thought we should perhaps acknowledge the fact that our lovely Mary will be away from Monday for a couple of weeks. Not that any of us have been allowed to forget it for quite some time now (some of us more than others !)

In case you've been lucky enough to miss out on the 'crowing' ...... Mary is going here ...

to somewhere that looks a lot like this ...

and she'll no doubt be doing a lot of this ...

and this ...

She used to stay here ...


or here ...

or could have been here ...

or even here ...

(All have same name )

which were near the canal ... but this time she is staying in the old village ... and will probably be having lots of romantic nights out ....

But don't worry because if we really need her - we can find her! .....

So - to wish her a FAB holiday I'd like you all to join me in an (hopefully) enthusiastic at the very least, rendition of what I feel is a very appropriate song - well part of it anyway.

This must be sung in your very best Dick Van Dyke cockney.... here goes ....

AHEM!!!!

Oooooh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light
When the day is gray and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright!
Oh 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
The daffoldils are smilin'at the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and you feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!
I said no wonder that it's Mary that we looooooove!

Take a DEEEEEP bow now, then straighten up and wave her off!!! ...... :wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry:

 

[LondonIrishOllie]

Haha very funny!! Enjoy the holiday Mary!!!! luck thing!

 

[RachieRoo]

hehe Jan...hilarious! Well done! Ta-ra Mary..safe journey and if you fine one of those old tinternet cafes in the week...log on and send us a turkish hello! xxx

 

[Michillinwoman]

Have a lovely holiday Mary . You so deserve it.

 

[slinkymalinkey]

Have a lovely time, relax and flaunt your new slinky self

 

[summergurl]

:giggle: jan!!!

mary - have a bloomin fantastic time on your jolly hols (im not jealous one bit :sigh: lol) dont forget us all back ere in costa del england .... hmmm and take lotsa pics an show us all xxxxxxxx

 

[Wobbley Woo]

Ahhh Happy hols Mary, my fave place, will see you there in Sept for a few sparkling waters, NOT hehe

Have a fabby time, say hi to Vince for me, and Cookie, can't forget cookie..

Safe Flight, xxxx

 

[Yasmine]

LOL love the destination bit.

Have a great holiday Mary! be sure to take photos!

 

[MiniB]

Have a great holiday Mary. Enjoy flaunting that size 10 bod of yours. Enjoy!!

 

[Playdoll]

Have a great time Skinny Mary !!!!

Well you were right the weather here is gorgeous now you're going away

Say hi to Vince from me too, and can you have a nice fillet steak for me please ??? Been wanting one for 20 weeks now.

Looking forward to seeing you in September xxxxxxxxxx

 

[kered]

Awwwww thank you all so much, sitting here with bloody tears rolling down my cheeks...........how touching was that.

Well I have not been online the last couple of days, I have been busy getting into the holiday mood, the cases are all packed, bags are ready, just got to mop my floors downstairs now and I am ready to go. Had a couple of days on the vodka and we gatecrashed our friends party last night, me and Phill went down dressed in Hawaiin gear, Phill dangling his coconut bra, and what a great night we had.

Diet has been good though, been too drunk to eat, but sober today to have a fresh head for tomorrow. Not been eating much, but had a sausage sandwich yesterday for the first time and it was blooming lush, enjoyed the lot of it, except the crust, I was full up.

Will be online on and off today between shaving my legs, mopping the floors, cooking dinner lol, not in that order.
We are getting picked up tomorrow morning at 5 and flying at 8 and I will think of you all as I step off the plane into the sunshine, but you will probably have 2 weeks of sunshine here while I am away.

Thanks again, lovely surprise Jan xxx

 

[glammam]

Have a fab holiday Mary! Talk to you when you get back xxxx

 

[JanD]

You're very welcome Mary - couldn't let you think I was REALLY jealous now could I? And once I'd found the Mary Poppins lyrics - well - I couldn't let them go to waste.

Have a BRILL time and make sure you strut that very shapely 'stuff'! Lol!

I don't know whether we'll briefly cross paths when you're back as I'm away 15th-19th. If not 'see' you after 19th.

Lots of Love xxx

 

[kered]

Thanks both.

Jan, I wont be back until evening of the 15th, so all the best for refeed hun, you will be great. Have a good time away and catch you when you return.

Best wishes for refeed. Enjoy the flavours xxx

 

[matronix]

Mary ıs ın for some very very hot weather here ın turkey

Well I thought we should perhaps acknowledge the fact that our lovely Mary will be away from Monday for a couple of weeks. Not that any of us have been allowed to forget it for quite some time now (some of us more than others !)

In case you've been lucky enough to miss out on the 'crowing' ...... Mary is going here ...

to somewhere that looks a lot like this ...

and she'll no doubt be doing a lot of this ...

and this ...

She used to stay here ...


or here ...

or could have been here ...

or even here ...

(All have same name )

which were near the canal ... but this time she is staying in the old village ... and will probably be having lots of romantic nights out ....

But don't worry because if we really need her - we can find her! .....

So - to wish her a FAB holiday I'd like you all to join me in an (hopefully) enthusiastic at the very least, rendition of what I feel is a very appropriate song - well part of it anyway.

This must be sung in your very best Dick Van Dyke cockney.... here goes ....

AHEM!!!!

Oooooh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light
When the day is gray and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright!
Oh 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
The daffoldils are smilin'at the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and you feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!
I said no wonder that it's Mary that we looooooove!

Take a DEEEEEP bow now, then straighten up and wave her off!!! ...... :wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry:

For those of u ınterested I am just down the coast ın Olu Denız and ıt ıs gettıng hotter by the day 33 today. You may wonder why I have the tıme to spend on here ıts because I dont ıntend to forget u all as u have all been so supportive along the way. ANOTHER REASON IS BEACUSE ITS SO BLOODY HOT that ıts nice just to chıll out and just chat. Still managıng well wıth the food though the g&tonıcs are a bit of a struggle.Had one last nıght and am sure I am begınnıng to ferment as ıt was so strong. Though I should have been put ın a specımen jar.Speak to u all when I get back ,

 

[JanD]

Enjoy matronix! x

 

[*KEZZA*]

Lol very funny Jan

Hope you have a good time Mary.

 

[Wobbley Woo]

Wonder how Mary is getting on in Icmeler

 

[JanD]

:sigh::sigh: Yeah!

She's probably still trying to convince everyone who knows her out there that she's the same person!

OH! AND enjoying the voddies xx

 

[JanD]

I hope you're all remembering to toast my birthday this evening!!

And Happy Anniversary to your friends! x