My beautiful black and white cat was giving my ginger cat the beating of his life. MrG was eating his dinner off his lap, but he needed to go into the kitchen, so he put the tray on the floor. The cats bowled into the living room, and onto the sofa where MrG was sitting, and then in slow motion, or so it seemed, my black and white cat fell into MrG's dinner, flicking chicken biryani everywhere. All over the floor, all over my cream fabric sofa and all over his white feet and bib. He then proceeded to jump into the living room window to get my other cat, thus spreading chicken biryani all over my cream blinds and up the window, God only knows what any passers by were thinking! I grab him and take him to the bathroom, start running a bath and put him in, he then makes the most horrendous howling crying noise as I'm putting him in the bath. We manage to get the excess off him, but he is day-glo orange now, the little bastard.