redfluffmonster
Full Member
The Pirate hen night was a great success - not only did I stick to water all night ( snuck water into my wine glass quick) but I took just meat and salad from the bbq on my plate AND I didn't eat it. Couldn't not take anything as it was a sit down table meal but I just cut the food up lots and kept pushing it around and shoving it onto my mates plate instead!! Do you know, no-one even noticed - they were so busy eating and getting pi$$ed that I got away with the whole thing and just left small bits of on my plate - even got away with pretending I didn't need pudding!!: