I wish I was a bear

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    Bears get to hibernate and do nothing but sleep for six months. I wish I could do that.
    Before they hibernate, they eat themselves stupid. I wish I could do that.

    Bears' offspring are walnut-size and are born while the mother is asleep. Mother bears wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I definitely wish I could do that.

    Everyone knows mama bears mean business. They swat anyone who bothers their cubs. If their cubs get out of line, they swat them too. I wish I could do that.

    Papa bears EXPECT their mates to wake up growling. He EXPECTS them to have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yep… I wish I was a bear!
     
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  3. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    Jeez - me too!

    Then I could eat anyone who pizzes me off!
     
  4. CW Consultant

    CW Consultant Gold Member

    Me too I want to be a bear:p
     
  5. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    I think we should declare this National Bear Day!!!

    I, for one, am going to sharpen my claws, hold a whole salmon between my teeth and chase evil folk up trees!

    Yes, there will be growling!!!!!!!


    hahhahahaha
     
  6. c2b

    c2b Regular Member

    It just reminded me of a little ditty my children used to sing....

    I'd like to be a gloworm
    'cos they are never glum
    How could you be unhappy
    When the sun shines out your b*m
    :D

    And.....

    If I could be just anything
    I think I'd be a slug
    Then I could crawl right up your sleeve
    And give you a big hug.
    :D

    Goodness I hadn't thought of those in years.....
     
  7. Keeliewheeliebin

    Keeliewheeliebin biker babe!

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    awww
     
  8. dizzy-n-mizzy

    dizzy-n-mizzy Not dieting ATM!

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    Really cute!

    Don't want to eat myself stupid anymore though (been there done that!)

    Dizzy x
     
  9. Keeliewheeliebin

    Keeliewheeliebin biker babe!

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    i would like the fact that it would be the 'done thing' to be hairy. how much time and energy would that save...also, gone would be the dilemma 'what should i wear?'....fur of course!!
     
  10. Libbie

    Libbie Silver Member

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    mmmmmmm
    Love to be a bear.then I could give lots of {{{BEAR HUGS}}}
     
  11. i'lldoit

    i'lldoit Banned

    AHHHHHHHHHH to be a BEAR :eek:
    xxc
     
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