ConfusedGirl
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I've been reading some very funny jokes on here so i thought i'd add some that have made me laugh
A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news" "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient. The doctor replies, "you only have 24 hours to live." "That's terrible", said the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?" The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After the check up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "if you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.
4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
"your'e going to die," she replied.
A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news" "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient. The doctor replies, "you only have 24 hours to live." "That's terrible", said the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?" The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After the check up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "if you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.
4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
"your'e going to die," she replied.